iBite - February 01

Russian President Vladimir Putin says that Finland’s possible membership in NATO would not be good for relations between Russia and Finland.

Please somebody wake him up! The cold war is over and Stalin is dead!

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Sauli Niinistö, former leader of the opposition conservative National Coalition Party, has criticised the government for not having made provision for the ageing of the population.

And how old are you Sauli? Going for retirement and worrying?

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A panel of international scientists predicted Friday that global warming will continue for centuries no matter how much people control pollution, in a bleak report that blamed humans for killer heat waves, devastating droughts and stronger storms.

Let it snow, let it snow!!!

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There may be talk of ethics reform in Washington, but that won't stop some politicians and lobbyists from partying together this weekend in Miami at the Super Bowl.

Are they going to pitch?

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Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf admitted today that some militant fighters are crossing the border from Pakistan to support the Taliban in Afghanistan through border …holes.

And how big are these holes? In the size of a continent?

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A Roman Catholic priest accused of sexually assaulting a female worker at his Las Vegas parish before fleeing to Arizona could soon be extradited to Nevada, an FBI official said.

Send him to Guantanamo bay!!!

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Believe it or not ….Berlusconi is back!!!

Silvio! My hero!!!

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Global climate change is "very likely" to have a human cause, an influential group of scientists has concluded.

You mean they are not going to blame Iran for that?

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For the ones who live in Finland, remember

This ovi-lehti is a bad copycat of the original Ovi magazine you are just reading and is here, online since 2004!!!!

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The office of French President Jacques Chirac has issued a statement stressing France's opposition to Iran possessing a nuclear bomb.

He’s not candidate, so why should he care?

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Silvio Berlusconi apologized publicly to his wife for …flirting in a party!

Even men cry!

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A brother-in-law of al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden has been killed in a robbery in Madagascar, relatives say.

Come now, the man is known that he relates with half Saudi Arabia!!!

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President Bush's choice for the new army chief of staff has denied that current US policy on Iraq has failed. General George Casey, the top US commander in Iraq for the last two years, faced tough questioning at his Senate confirmation hearing.

He insisted that president Bush has a plan for Iraq!!!

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And don’t forget there is only one Ovi magazine, the original! No Ovi lehti or Ovi-lehti

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The last instalment of the Harry Potter saga will be published on 21 July, author JK Rowling has announced. She confirmed the date fans will be able to get their hands on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows on her website.

I suppose she forgot to mention the …sequel saga!!!

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And don’t forget there is only one Ovi magazine, the original! No Ovi lehti or Ovi-lehti